My parents dog--my first dog at age 22--is a corgi, and therefore I am also forever tainted. I would like to have many dogs, at some point in the future when I have the resources to care for them, and I would like to have some big dogs, because...big dogs are cool...but corgis will always be the coolest dogs to me.

I like the way Slade thinks. What could improve a corgi? Being pony-sized and breathing fire, obviously!