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ceruseeRe: Jiraiya's introduction for himself. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.
Jiraiya: SANNIN yadda yadda yadda EAST WIND yadda yadda SUMMONER OF FROGS yadda yadda THE GREAT JIRAIYA surely you've heard of me.
Naruto: ...ehhhhh. ::wanders off::
My Jiraiya love is stronger than ever.
My Sakura love is not so strong.
Sakura: Sasuke, thanks for saving my life!
Sasuke: ...actually, Naruto saved you. just you, though. totally not me. I could have headbutted Gaara if I really wanted to. I'm sure I would have thought of it. it's not like this is killing my self-esteem or anything.
Sakura: Don't be so modest, Sasuke! I know it was you because Naruto sucks far too much to ever do anything that heroic.
Audience: ...bitch.
Am mightily amused by how much Sasuke is angsting, though. ::pets:: Poor Sasuke was tricked into thinking he was the main character, and then not only does Naruto hands-down beat the guy who kicked Sasuke's ass, but Itachi comes back, and all he wants is Naruto. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jiraiya: SANNIN yadda yadda yadda EAST WIND yadda yadda SUMMONER OF FROGS yadda yadda THE GREAT JIRAIYA surely you've heard of me.
Naruto: ...ehhhhh. ::wanders off::
My Jiraiya love is stronger than ever.
My Sakura love is not so strong.
Sakura: Sasuke, thanks for saving my life!
Sasuke: ...actually, Naruto saved you. just you, though. totally not me. I could have headbutted Gaara if I really wanted to. I'm sure I would have thought of it. it's not like this is killing my self-esteem or anything.
Sakura: Don't be so modest, Sasuke! I know it was you because Naruto sucks far too much to ever do anything that heroic.
Audience: ...bitch.
Am mightily amused by how much Sasuke is angsting, though. ::pets:: Poor Sasuke was tricked into thinking he was the main character, and then not only does Naruto hands-down beat the guy who kicked Sasuke's ass, but Itachi comes back, and all he wants is Naruto. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.