a yuletide jagercarol!

I can't tell you the original author is on this; the poster implies that it was first posted on the Yahoo Girl Genius group, but doesn't explicitly say whether he wrote it. But it's too awesome not to share:

A YULETIDE JAGERCAROL
(transcribed from the records of House Wulfenbach by Psychological
Warfare Historian Scott Malcomson [Offices of the French Inquisition,
Rue de Main 196, Paris])

You batter not chout, you batter not cry,
Eschcaping ist out, you batter not try,

Santa Klaus ist comink to your town!

He's makink up lists,
Undt checkink dem tvice,
All der Schpark house-holds batter play nize!

Santa Klaus ist comink to town!

He seize you vhen you schleepink,
His hostage for to take,
Dat way der Schparks dey all play goot,
Zo be GOOT!...for you own zake...!

You batter not chout, you batter not cry,
You batter vatch out, I'm tellink you vhy,

Santa Klaus ist comink to YOUR town!