Naruto 66-68 QES
Apr. 29th, 2005 01:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceruseeGaara: I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF HAVING SEVERE MOTHER ISSUES. Fear my tentacles.
Audience: Ewww! Ewww! Eww eww eww!
Sasuke: I have super-powers! Just call me The Flash. I totally stole these moves from Lee, but he doesn't need them any more.
Sad Rock Lee: Woe.
Sakura: Wow!
Naruto: Whoa!
Sakura: I know!
Naruto: No, I meant "whoa," like, "stop."
Kakashi: Silly Naruto. If only you realized just how awesome Sasuke is, now that I've secretly trained him, you wouldn't fear for his life when he fights with an overpowered sadistic killer who swore to kill us all, particularly you.
Naruto: ...fuck you. I CAN MAKE A FROG THE SIZE OF TEXAS.
And then the giant snakes appear. I'm thinking the giant frog would be a good idea, right about now.
Audience: Ewww! Ewww! Eww eww eww!
Sasuke: I have super-powers! Just call me The Flash. I totally stole these moves from Lee, but he doesn't need them any more.
Sad Rock Lee: Woe.
Sakura: Wow!
Naruto: Whoa!
Sakura: I know!
Naruto: No, I meant "whoa," like, "stop."
Kakashi: Silly Naruto. If only you realized just how awesome Sasuke is, now that I've secretly trained him, you wouldn't fear for his life when he fights with an overpowered sadistic killer who swore to kill us all, particularly you.
Naruto: ...fuck you. I CAN MAKE A FROG THE SIZE OF TEXAS.
And then the giant snakes appear. I'm thinking the giant frog would be a good idea, right about now.