Naruto 95-96 QES

[cerusee]

Naruto: Hey Kabuto, if I kick your ass across the parking lot, will you do your best impression of a quadruple amputee for me?
Kabuto: Well, okay, but then you have to die so I can make Orochimaru give me a raise.
Naruto: Happy to oblige.
Kyuubi: ARRRRGH...IT'S THE END...IT'S ALL GOING DARK...FAREWELL, SWEET WORLD...SURE WAS NICE KNOWING YOU....hey, whoa, hello hot mama. Kyuubi likes 'em busty. I guess I'll stay.
Tsunade: You didn't die this time, Naruto, so just to make sure the next one takes, I'll tie this Necklace O' Doom around your neck.

Gamabunta: Hey, class reunion. How ya doin' venom breath?
Manda: Two words: Frog Jerky.
Gamabunta: But just think how much I could make off of a snake-skin wallet.

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Tsunade's breasts perform miracles. :o

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

Right. There's nothing like the laying on of breasts for a miracle cure. XD

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Somehow, this puts me in mind of a friend of mine from college. She was a large, full-figured girl, and she used to joke about accidentally knocking over freshmen with her breasts.

Freshman...genin...Jiraiya...it's all the same.