Naruto 95-96 QES

[cerusee]

Naruto: Hey Kabuto, if I kick your ass across the parking lot, will you do your best impression of a quadruple amputee for me?
Kabuto: Well, okay, but then you have to die so I can make Orochimaru give me a raise.
Naruto: Happy to oblige.
Kyuubi: ARRRRGH...IT'S THE END...IT'S ALL GOING DARK...FAREWELL, SWEET WORLD...SURE WAS NICE KNOWING YOU....hey, whoa, hello hot mama. Kyuubi likes 'em busty. I guess I'll stay.
Tsunade: You didn't die this time, Naruto, so just to make sure the next one takes, I'll tie this Necklace O' Doom around your neck.

Gamabunta: Hey, class reunion. How ya doin' venom breath?
Manda: Two words: Frog Jerky.
Gamabunta: But just think how much I could make off of a snake-skin wallet.

Comments

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

"hey, whoa, hello hot mama. Kyuubi likes 'em busty."

To paraphrase a Thundercats outtake clip, that's the line of the show right there. XDDDD

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Asuka's smutty mind has perverted my view of Kyuubi. Ever since I read Teamwork, I can't help but think of Kyuubi as a total lech.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Of course Kyuubi is a total lech. Even if he's a kitsune demon, it's not all just about torment and torture and the eating of people. Sometimes it's about sex and orgies and the eating of people.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Now I'm thinking of some totally inappropriate uses for all those tails. >_>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

He's got nine of them, too. And when one waves, it causes panties to get wet an earthquake.

>_>;; *cough*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Kyuubi likes 'em busty.

*DIES*

Have you seen the short comic Asuka drew of when Tsunade kisses Naruto's forehead? It's HILARIOUS.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

No! And I can't find it on her site. Woe. ;__;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I am AMAZING and thus have found it for you. :3

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You are Sera of the Porn. The Porn loves you. It will always protect you. It will crush your enemies. It follows you around like puppies.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Don't trouble me, or I can make teh almighty pr0n withdraw its favor from you.

BWAHAHAHA!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Tsunade's breasts perform miracles. :o

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

Right. There's nothing like the laying on of breasts for a miracle cure. XD

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Somehow, this puts me in mind of a friend of mine from college. She was a large, full-figured girl, and she used to joke about accidentally knocking over freshmen with her breasts.

Freshman...genin...Jiraiya...it's all the same.