Naruto 95-96 QES

[cerusee]

Naruto: Hey Kabuto, if I kick your ass across the parking lot, will you do your best impression of a quadruple amputee for me?
Kabuto: Well, okay, but then you have to die so I can make Orochimaru give me a raise.
Naruto: Happy to oblige.
Kyuubi: ARRRRGH...IT'S THE END...IT'S ALL GOING DARK...FAREWELL, SWEET WORLD...SURE WAS NICE KNOWING YOU....hey, whoa, hello hot mama. Kyuubi likes 'em busty. I guess I'll stay.
Tsunade: You didn't die this time, Naruto, so just to make sure the next one takes, I'll tie this Necklace O' Doom around your neck.

Gamabunta: Hey, class reunion. How ya doin' venom breath?
Manda: Two words: Frog Jerky.
Gamabunta: But just think how much I could make off of a snake-skin wallet.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Of course Kyuubi is a total lech. Even if he's a kitsune demon, it's not all just about torment and torture and the eating of people. Sometimes it's about sex and orgies and the eating of people.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Now I'm thinking of some totally inappropriate uses for all those tails. >_>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

He's got nine of them, too. And when one waves, it causes panties to get wet an earthquake.

>_>;; *cough*