Appleseed the movie
Nov. 29th, 2006 09:54 pmI tried to watch the Appleseed movie. I got all of twenty minutes into it before I was forced to choose between turning it off or stabbing my eyes out with with the pens I use to hold my hair up in a bun. I wish a lifetime of pain on whatever wretch decided 3D animation was the wave of the future. The animation was hideous. It was like have your eyeballs painted with Barbie dolls.
And why do movies made from Shirow works have no sense of humor? Do they hire scriptwriters to sift through the source material and strip every remotely humorous line of dialogue or visual joke? I think I knew I wasn't going to be able to sit through the movie when Deunan sleeping on the floor was played for pathos. (In the manga, it's funny, dammit. Cynical and used to indicate that she's cautious to the point of paranoia--you can take the soldier out of the war zone, but you can't take the war zone out of the soldier--but funny.)
If not for GITS SAC, I'd think Masamune Shirow was the Alan Moore of Japan: doomed to have no really satisfying cinematic adaptations of his works. Except with cyperpunk instead of occultism and literary references.
And why do movies made from Shirow works have no sense of humor? Do they hire scriptwriters to sift through the source material and strip every remotely humorous line of dialogue or visual joke? I think I knew I wasn't going to be able to sit through the movie when Deunan sleeping on the floor was played for pathos. (In the manga, it's funny, dammit. Cynical and used to indicate that she's cautious to the point of paranoia--you can take the soldier out of the war zone, but you can't take the war zone out of the soldier--but funny.)
If not for GITS SAC, I'd think Masamune Shirow was the Alan Moore of Japan: doomed to have no really satisfying cinematic adaptations of his works. Except with cyperpunk instead of occultism and literary references.
some say a comet will fall from the sky
Jul. 9th, 2006 01:47 pmThings that make Ceru go, oro?! "bzuh" in the bad way:
--Ouran episode 9. the keyboard goes avshjkbbsdvhjkbdsfhjb! what?
--Randomly running across a torrent for a doujinshi titled, "Haruhi gets raped a lot," over at TT. I don't even want to know which show that's for.
--I don't have a third thing.
In other news, if I never in a trillion years have to sit through another discussion about "canon sues," it will still be too soon.
--Ouran episode 9. the keyboard goes avshjkbbsdvhjkbdsfhjb! what?
--Randomly running across a torrent for a doujinshi titled, "Haruhi gets raped a lot," over at TT. I don't even want to know which show that's for.
--I don't have a third thing.
In other news, if I never in a trillion years have to sit through another discussion about "canon sues," it will still be too soon.
Hikaru no Go ep. 1
Jun. 30th, 2006 08:36 pmI can't really comment on this, because I spend too much of it flailing and spazzing over Akira, who not only has the same seiyuu as Akira from Mai-HiME*, but a remarkably similar character design, too.
Akira eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*flails a bit more*
*Which in case you missed the memo, is my favorite anime of all time ever, just WATCH it already, trust me, it's very good.
Akira eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*flails a bit more*
*Which in case you missed the memo, is my favorite anime of all time ever, just WATCH it already, trust me, it's very good.
Samurai Champloo
Jun. 1st, 2006 11:58 pmI've been watching this on the recommendation of, well everybody, and it's slowly grown on me--on a superficial level, it's purely entertaining, and I enjoy the deceptively scattered, stylish storytelling. I haven't feel emotionally hooked into the story, though, and while I like the character designs, and think they fit the style of the show, I didn't find either Mugen or Jin especially attractive.
But when Jin took off his glasses just now in episode 7 or 8--
Hhhh--*cough*--hhhhhhhhhh--HOT. REALLY. VERY HOT. Um. Wow.
All of a sudden, this show seems sexy to me.
~edit~
And Fuu is my girlfriend. Dude, I love her. She's brutal. Smashing together the heads of two people who just woke up in the street with hangovers is the most ruthless thing that can be done to a human being, not excepting kicking them in the groin.
But when Jin took off his glasses just now in episode 7 or 8--
Hhhh--*cough*--hhhhhhhhhh--HOT. REALLY. VERY HOT. Um. Wow.
All of a sudden, this show seems sexy to me.
~edit~
And Fuu is my girlfriend. Dude, I love her. She's brutal. Smashing together the heads of two people who just woke up in the street with hangovers is the most ruthless thing that can be done to a human being, not excepting kicking them in the groin.
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya 1-2
Apr. 20th, 2006 07:17 pmThis show is too funny to watch when you have the flu. Every time I guffaw, it turns into an extended coughing spasm, and every third line makes me want to guffaw.
In an ideal world, I might be able to convince people to watch this by comparing it to Futakoi Alternative. In reality, few people have actually seen Futakoi Alternative (which is a damn shame, and comment if you'd like my help in rectifying that), and it would be fairly useless to describe how, like Futakoi Alternative, it smoothly mixes the bizarre with the mundane. I might do better to compare it to CLAMP crack--possessing of a unique, ironic weirdness too entertaining to begrudge.
Anyway, the title character is a high-school student obsessed with time-travelers, espers, aliens and paranormals, who's energetic and charismatic enough to drag a crowd of reluctant followers into her obsession. Beyond that, I have no idea what the story is, because the first episode is devoted to a parody of crappy, low-budget, science fiction flicks (and it is unspeakably hilarious, especially the narration), and introduces the real characters only in passing; episode two is mostly backstory.
Those who are interested, rest assured I'll be pimping this one--via multiple upload services, if that's what it takes.
In an ideal world, I might be able to convince people to watch this by comparing it to Futakoi Alternative. In reality, few people have actually seen Futakoi Alternative (which is a damn shame, and comment if you'd like my help in rectifying that), and it would be fairly useless to describe how, like Futakoi Alternative, it smoothly mixes the bizarre with the mundane. I might do better to compare it to CLAMP crack--possessing of a unique, ironic weirdness too entertaining to begrudge.
Anyway, the title character is a high-school student obsessed with time-travelers, espers, aliens and paranormals, who's energetic and charismatic enough to drag a crowd of reluctant followers into her obsession. Beyond that, I have no idea what the story is, because the first episode is devoted to a parody of crappy, low-budget, science fiction flicks (and it is unspeakably hilarious, especially the narration), and introduces the real characters only in passing; episode two is mostly backstory.
Those who are interested, rest assured I'll be pimping this one--via multiple upload services, if that's what it takes.
Rozen Maiden 1-12
Feb. 28th, 2006 10:13 pmSo the real question is, how much am I going to go to hell for shipping a high school age kid and his immortal doll? Shinku/Jun FTW, good dudes.
herongale, this is damn well all your fault. And anime. It's anime's fault, too. I used to have standards. Standards, I tell you! There was a time when non-canonical homosexual pairings were really pushing it for me. Now I regularly ship siblings. Once upon a time, I would have refused to go within ten feet of a manga based on a dog-turned-human/human romance. But I enjoy Guru Guru Pon-chan enough to recommend it to people. Aw, hell, this is Phil Foglio's fault.
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Blood+ ep. 17
Feb. 26th, 2006 01:35 amGuh. I have a new OTP. And a new crush. And some new icons. Oh Hagi, Hagi, Hagi. You're more than just a pretty face! You're a pretty face with a cello and unswerving devotion, and your stoicism makes it that much cuter when you trip and fall into the creek and have to walk around shirtless in the middle of a Russian winter because your clothes are all wet. ♥
N.B. This new crush does not lessen my adoration of David's craggy, sekrit agent hotness or Riku's endearing...ness. I kinda love everybody in this show.And I think I ship Mao/journalist guy. I have never laughed so hard as when she made him her bitch.
N.B. This new crush does not lessen my adoration of David's craggy, sekrit agent hotness or Riku's endearing...ness. I kinda love everybody in this show.
Blood+ ep. 1-4
Feb. 22nd, 2006 11:38 pmThis is an excellent show. I'm not quite ready to throw in my lot with
herongale and call it the best anime ever, but it's definitely top-notch.
So much love for Riku. So. Much. Love. If anything horrible happens to him during the course of this show, I will call heron all sorts of nasty names. speaking of trauma buttons,
octopedingenue, why didn't you warn me about the dog in Her Majesty's Dog, oh god
I blame my weakness for innocent younger brother characters on Mai-HiME; I'm pretty sure I didn't have that before I got hit with the sweetness that is the Tokiha sibs. I don't even have an innocent younger brother. I have an innocent younger sister...and when I say innocent, I mean, innocent like she writes fanfiction in which Edward Elric is tentacle-raped by a carnivorous animated tree. That kind of innocent.
In conclusion, watch Mai-HiME. And Blood+.
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So much love for Riku. So. Much. Love. If anything horrible happens to him during the course of this show, I will call heron all sorts of nasty names. speaking of trauma buttons,
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I blame my weakness for innocent younger brother characters on Mai-HiME; I'm pretty sure I didn't have that before I got hit with the sweetness that is the Tokiha sibs. I don't even have an innocent younger brother. I have an innocent younger sister...and when I say innocent, I mean, innocent like she writes fanfiction in which Edward Elric is tentacle-raped by a carnivorous animated tree. That kind of innocent.
In conclusion, watch Mai-HiME. And Blood+.
Soukyuu no Fafner: Right of Left
Jan. 7th, 2006 11:50 amow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow stop hitting my emo button, damn you. Oh, puppy. ;_;
It really made me cry. I still kinda want a sequel OVA, but honestly, this was probably better than a sequel, and just gorgeously done. This is everything that was good about Fafner, and the production values, wow.And no Maya, whee.
It really made me cry. I still kinda want a sequel OVA, but honestly, this was probably better than a sequel, and just gorgeously done. This is everything that was good about Fafner, and the production values, wow.
Mai Otome 9-10
Dec. 13th, 2005 08:19 pm...
MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I want Takumi and Akira and Mai and I want them now. ;_;
P.S. Hey,
m00nface, in ep. 9, we finally got malletspace.
MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I want Takumi and Akira and Mai and I want them now. ;_;
P.S. Hey,
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heeeeey pimping
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Futakoi Alternative 13
Dec. 5th, 2005 10:19 pmI laughed, I sniffled, I grinned like a maniac. "It's probably a story about love," huh? You got it pegged, Rentarou.
This is really by far the best story about a bisexual threesome and featuring a giant, fire-breathing squid as a main character I've ever seen. Unconventional barely begins to describe it.
This is really by far the best story about a bisexual threesome and featuring a giant, fire-breathing squid as a main character I've ever seen. Unconventional barely begins to describe it.