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Sakura: I'm tired of sucking!
Audience: We're tired of you sucking, too!
Sakura: I've just run out of people to save me while I stand by and gasp, and that bitch is pulling my hair! Here we go! My last stand! Very dramatic! I'll cut my own hair off, which will so shock my hardened, murderous opponents that I will actually be able to wound one of them and...bite him... ::gets beaten within an inch of her life::
Audience: ...
Sakura: Well, better to get killed in a fight because I suck than not to fight at all, right?
Audience: OMG you still suck. plz don't die.
Audience: We're tired of you sucking, too!
Sakura: I've just run out of people to save me while I stand by and gasp, and that bitch is pulling my hair! Here we go! My last stand! Very dramatic! I'll cut my own hair off, which will so shock my hardened, murderous opponents that I will actually be able to wound one of them and...bite him... ::gets beaten within an inch of her life::
Audience: ...
Sakura: Well, better to get killed in a fight because I suck than not to fight at all, right?
Audience: OMG you still suck. plz don't die.