Naruto 71-72 QES: bringing the monkey love

[cerusee]

ANBU: Uhhh...what happened to Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: It's me, dumbass. Just young, beautiful, feminine, and once again played by a female seiyuu.
Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?
Orochimaru: A lady doesn't give away her secrets.

Orochimaru: Now I keel you all.
Sarutobi: Initiate Haunted House Sequence!
Orochimaru: Oh, eek, eek.
Monkey King: I believe that's my line.
Sarutobi: Cue Home Video Montage!
Audience: AWWWWWWWW! Look, little Sarutobi! And little Jiraiya! And little Yondaime! And little Kakashi! And little Iruka! And baby Naruto! And grown up Yondaime. HOT. You know, even if Orochimaru doesn't kill him in the next episode, Sarutobi's probably going to drop dead of old age by the end of the season.

In the mean time, Sasuke is dancing like a monkey, Temari is getting her ass kicked, and Sakura comes to the horrible realization that she smells like a dog.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?

*gigglesnorts* The only technique that has defeated Sandaime Hokage! Though, that comment is strangely appropriate since Orochimaru IS kinda sorta really actually occupying a female body or something fucked up like that.

... SEX CHANGE NO JUTSU!

AND YONDAIME. ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;YONDAIME!! I'm such a fangirl. XP

[ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you are almost to my absolute favorite fight. I kept flipping through the Sandaime/Orochimaru fight to get to it. "yeah, yeah, whateva gimme my obsession."

I am also a big fan of the entire Naruto = Yondaime's son. But that's so obvious that I'm sort of think that's he's not, just because the mangaka is a fucker like that.