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ANBU: Uhhh...what happened to Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: It's me, dumbass. Just young, beautiful, feminine, and once again played by a female seiyuu.
Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?
Orochimaru: A lady doesn't give away her secrets.

Orochimaru: Now I keel you all.
Sarutobi: Initiate Haunted House Sequence!
Orochimaru: Oh, eek, eek.
Monkey King: I believe that's my line.
Sarutobi: Cue Home Video Montage!
Audience: AWWWWWWWW! Look, little Sarutobi! And little Jiraiya! And little Yondaime! And little Kakashi! And little Iruka! And baby Naruto! And grown up Yondaime. HOT. You know, even if Orochimaru doesn't kill him in the next episode, Sarutobi's probably going to drop dead of old age by the end of the season.

In the mean time, Sasuke is dancing like a monkey, Temari is getting her ass kicked, and Sakura comes to the horrible realization that she smells like a dog.

on 2005-04-30 02:27 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com
Oh god, you are almost to my absolute favorite fight. I kept flipping through the Sandaime/Orochimaru fight to get to it. "yeah, yeah, whateva gimme my obsession."

I am also a big fan of the entire Naruto = Yondaime's son. But that's so obvious that I'm sort of think that's he's not, just because the mangaka is a fucker like that.

on 2005-04-30 02:42 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
I am also a big fan of the entire Naruto = Yondaime's son. But that's so obvious that I'm sort of think that's he's not, just because the mangaka is a fucker like that.

I'm with you on that. Personally, I think it's something that probably will never be explained or alluded to, Naruto will just grow up and learn Shanshin no Jutsu and be Rokudaime and look a hell of a lot like Yondaime, but no one will ever say he's actually Yondaime's son. XPPP

It's like that thing about the Third Uchiha. Or Naruto's new "THAT jutsu." The manga-ka likes to play with our minds. >_O

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