Naruto 71-72 QES: bringing the monkey love

[cerusee]

ANBU: Uhhh...what happened to Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: It's me, dumbass. Just young, beautiful, feminine, and once again played by a female seiyuu.
Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?
Orochimaru: A lady doesn't give away her secrets.

Orochimaru: Now I keel you all.
Sarutobi: Initiate Haunted House Sequence!
Orochimaru: Oh, eek, eek.
Monkey King: I believe that's my line.
Sarutobi: Cue Home Video Montage!
Audience: AWWWWWWWW! Look, little Sarutobi! And little Jiraiya! And little Yondaime! And little Kakashi! And little Iruka! And baby Naruto! And grown up Yondaime. HOT. You know, even if Orochimaru doesn't kill him in the next episode, Sarutobi's probably going to drop dead of old age by the end of the season.

In the mean time, Sasuke is dancing like a monkey, Temari is getting her ass kicked, and Sakura comes to the horrible realization that she smells like a dog.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?

*gigglesnorts* The only technique that has defeated Sandaime Hokage! Though, that comment is strangely appropriate since Orochimaru IS kinda sorta really actually occupying a female body or something fucked up like that.

... SEX CHANGE NO JUTSU!

AND YONDAIME. ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;YONDAIME!! I'm such a fangirl. XP

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Orochimaru IS kinda sorta really actually occupying a female body or something fucked up like that.

Well, that clears everything up.

The first time I saw a picture of Yondaime, my reaction was, "Oh my god, this is how Naruto could grow up to be hot!"

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yeeessssssss... now you know why a lot of the fandom believes Naruto is Yondaime's son. That's one of my pet theories at any rate. :3 Naruto is going to be so very sexy once he grows up. Yesssss...

[ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you are almost to my absolute favorite fight. I kept flipping through the Sandaime/Orochimaru fight to get to it. "yeah, yeah, whateva gimme my obsession."

I am also a big fan of the entire Naruto = Yondaime's son. But that's so obvious that I'm sort of think that's he's not, just because the mangaka is a fucker like that.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I am also a big fan of the entire Naruto = Yondaime's son. But that's so obvious that I'm sort of think that's he's not, just because the mangaka is a fucker like that.

I'm with you on that. Personally, I think it's something that probably will never be explained or alluded to, Naruto will just grow up and learn Shanshin no Jutsu and be Rokudaime and look a hell of a lot like Yondaime, but no one will ever say he's actually Yondaime's son. XPPP

It's like that thing about the Third Uchiha. Or Naruto's new "THAT jutsu." The manga-ka likes to play with our minds. >_O