Naruto 66-68 QES

Gaara: I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF HAVING SEVERE MOTHER ISSUES. Fear my tentacles.
Audience: Ewww! Ewww! Eww eww eww!
Sasuke: I have super-powers! Just call me The Flash. I totally stole these moves from Lee, but he doesn't need them any more.
Sad Rock Lee: Woe.
Sakura: Wow!
Naruto: Whoa!
Sakura: I know!
Naruto: No, I meant "whoa," like, "stop."
Kakashi: Silly Naruto. If only you realized just how awesome Sasuke is, now that I've secretly trained him, you wouldn't fear for his life when he fights with an overpowered sadistic killer who swore to kill us all, particularly you.
Naruto: ...fuck you. I CAN MAKE A FROG THE SIZE OF TEXAS.

And then the giant snakes appear. I'm thinking the giant frog would be a good idea, right about now.

Naruto 71-72 QES: bringing the monkey love

ANBU: Uhhh...what happened to Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: It's me, dumbass. Just young, beautiful, feminine, and once again played by a female seiyuu.
Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?
Orochimaru: A lady doesn't give away her secrets.

Orochimaru: Now I keel you all.
Sarutobi: Initiate Haunted House Sequence!
Orochimaru: Oh, eek, eek.
Monkey King: I believe that's my line.
Sarutobi: Cue Home Video Montage!
Audience: AWWWWWWWW! Look, little Sarutobi! And little Jiraiya! And little Yondaime! And little Kakashi! And little Iruka! And baby Naruto! And grown up Yondaime. HOT. You know, even if Orochimaru doesn't kill him in the next episode, Sarutobi's probably going to drop dead of old age by the end of the season.

In the mean time, Sasuke is dancing like a monkey, Temari is getting her ass kicked, and Sakura comes to the horrible realization that she smells like a dog.