Naruto 74-75 QES

[cerusee]

Orochimaru: Hurry up and die! Didn't I stab you through the chest in episode 73?
Sarutobi: Not until I yank your soul out of your chest! This technique will put both our souls in the belly of the death god--forever entwined in hatred!
Orochimaru: Dude, I'm a necromancer, not a necrophiliac.
Sarutobi: Excuse me, who shoved a giant glowing phallus through whose chest?

Gaara: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is what happens you when you give me play-doh.
Temari: Art therapy, my ass.
Gaara: FLASHBACK ANGST.
Sasuke: Mine's bigger than yours!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: EAT YOUR HEAD!
Naruto: KICK YOUR ASS.

You know, when he wore his old blue-and-white outfit, I thought Sasuke looked like a giant pepsi can. Now that he's got that snazzy black thing, he looks more like a giant goth pepsi can.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*nodnodnods*

Remember, this arc doesn't end until episode 80! Though, if you want to think about it, it's only long because they keep splitting up the action. I bet Sarutobi was only impaled for ten minutes... fifteen tops. :P

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I watched that entire story arc in two days, and I have this mental image of HOURS and HOURS of that scene where the only action is Orochimaru wiggling his fingers to bring the sword a little bit closer.

I can't imagine what it must have been like to watch that spread over however many weeks it was.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean! I actually watched the whole arc in one day, but still... I was SO squirming over seeing Orochimaru keep twitching his fingers while Sarutobi was so stoic and brave and determined to choke a bitch. The flashback to when Sarutobi first confronted Orochimaru and couldn't kill him nearly made me cry.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

DUDE. Five more episodes of a homoerotic death scene between the two unsexiest people alive? One way or another this show is determined to bring you pain.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

XDD!!

Well, at least it's interspersed with Naruto and Gaara fighting, and they are young sexy things who will also have scenes with homoerotic undertones.