Naruto 74-75 QES

[cerusee]

Orochimaru: Hurry up and die! Didn't I stab you through the chest in episode 73?
Sarutobi: Not until I yank your soul out of your chest! This technique will put both our souls in the belly of the death god--forever entwined in hatred!
Orochimaru: Dude, I'm a necromancer, not a necrophiliac.
Sarutobi: Excuse me, who shoved a giant glowing phallus through whose chest?

Gaara: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is what happens you when you give me play-doh.
Temari: Art therapy, my ass.
Gaara: FLASHBACK ANGST.
Sasuke: Mine's bigger than yours!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: EAT YOUR HEAD!
Naruto: KICK YOUR ASS.

You know, when he wore his old blue-and-white outfit, I thought Sasuke looked like a giant pepsi can. Now that he's got that snazzy black thing, he looks more like a giant goth pepsi can.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You know, this is showing how much of a raving fangirl I am, but I liked the part when Orochimaru started calling up the three coffins. I actually got somewhat pissed that Sarutobi was able to stop the third one, because I wanted to see Yondaime, dammit! Then again, if Yondaime HAD been resurrected, Sarutobi would have died really quickly for sure. :P

... Naruto is so very awesome.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

If he'd called up the third coffin, I would have cried. ;_;

I love how often Naruto seems to swoop in and save Sasuke from imminent death. I really wanted to watch more tonight, but I'm too brain-dead to enjoy it.

Seriously, though, how long can they drag out this Orochimaru/Sarutobi thing? He's been standing around in a clinch for three episodes, now! I know this is going to end with Sarutobi dying, and it'll be awful (I keep thinking I won't mind, and then they have Konohamaru looking at Sarutobi's sculpture thinking "Jiji!" and I get sniffly), but it's getting a little silly at this point.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though, how long can they drag out this Orochimaru/Sarutobi thing?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. That clinch is JUST BEGINNING.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*nodnodnods*

Remember, this arc doesn't end until episode 80! Though, if you want to think about it, it's only long because they keep splitting up the action. I bet Sarutobi was only impaled for ten minutes... fifteen tops. :P

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I watched that entire story arc in two days, and I have this mental image of HOURS and HOURS of that scene where the only action is Orochimaru wiggling his fingers to bring the sword a little bit closer.

I can't imagine what it must have been like to watch that spread over however many weeks it was.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean! I actually watched the whole arc in one day, but still... I was SO squirming over seeing Orochimaru keep twitching his fingers while Sarutobi was so stoic and brave and determined to choke a bitch. The flashback to when Sarutobi first confronted Orochimaru and couldn't kill him nearly made me cry.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

DUDE. Five more episodes of a homoerotic death scene between the two unsexiest people alive? One way or another this show is determined to bring you pain.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

XDD!!

Well, at least it's interspersed with Naruto and Gaara fighting, and they are young sexy things who will also have scenes with homoerotic undertones.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I love how often Naruto seems to swoop in and save Sasuke from imminent death. I really wanted to watch more tonight, but I'm too brain-dead to enjoy it.

*pets* It's a good thing you stopped then. You'll want to marathon right until the end of the arc if you keep going. This is as good a place to stop as any, because once Naruto starts fighting Gaara... mrrrrrrr!!

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

[askerian]

Orochimaru: Dude, I'm a necromancer, not a necrophiliac.

*dies*

Sasuke. Goth Pepsi. *DIES AGAIN*

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

And Naruto's a lollipop!

[ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com]

The thing that I love about the Naruto/Gaara fight is that Naruto fights Gaara even though he is shit scared of Gaara. Shukaku scares Naruto more than any enemy they have ever faced, and he's not sure he's going to win, but he's still going to fight, no matter what. I love that he can work through his emotions, rather than being controlled by them. He's a courageous little bugger. I just wish everyone else in the show would realize that. still bitter

Also, Gaara has flashback angst of DOOM! His angst pretty much pwnz everyone else's to that point.