Naruto 74-75 QES

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Orochimaru: Hurry up and die! Didn't I stab you through the chest in episode 73?
Sarutobi: Not until I yank your soul out of your chest! This technique will put both our souls in the belly of the death god--forever entwined in hatred!
Orochimaru: Dude, I'm a necromancer, not a necrophiliac.
Sarutobi: Excuse me, who shoved a giant glowing phallus through whose chest?

Gaara: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is what happens you when you give me play-doh.
Temari: Art therapy, my ass.
Gaara: FLASHBACK ANGST.
Sasuke: Mine's bigger than yours!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: EAT YOUR HEAD!
Naruto: KICK YOUR ASS.

You know, when he wore his old blue-and-white outfit, I thought Sasuke looked like a giant pepsi can. Now that he's got that snazzy black thing, he looks more like a giant goth pepsi can.

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