Naruto 90-91

[cerusee]

Tsunade: GRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: I never hit a lady, but I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.
Tsunade: Wanna take it outside, little boy?
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr.......
Tsunade: You lose!

~edit~ Hah hah, I suck. I'm rewriting this so it's actually funny. I shouldn't try to write jokes when I'm tired.

Naruto: I can master the Rasengan in three days!
Tsunade: Wanna bet?!
Naruto: Okay.
Tsunade: If I win, you have to give me all your money.
Naruto: And if I win?
Tsunade: I'll give you this necklace that'll kill you.

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yup, that's the reason why. It sort of the combo of her being soaked in Dan's blood, and the fact that this is the second person who has died and she's sorta been the cause of death (by giving the necklace).