Naruto 90-91

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Tsunade: GRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: I never hit a lady, but I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.
Tsunade: Wanna take it outside, little boy?
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr.......
Tsunade: You lose!

~edit~ Hah hah, I suck. I'm rewriting this so it's actually funny. I shouldn't try to write jokes when I'm tired.

Naruto: I can master the Rasengan in three days!
Tsunade: Wanna bet?!
Naruto: Okay.
Tsunade: If I win, you have to give me all your money.
Naruto: And if I win?
Tsunade: I'll give you this necklace that'll kill you.

Comments

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Naruto wants Jiraiya to be a dad, but Jiraiya's drawing the line between 'sensei' and 'dad' and not stepping over it - maybe because when you're training people to fight and possibly die, you can't be a dad, because it'll tear you apart when your son dies.

This is where my issues with Jiraiya come from, actually. Because if that's true, it's because Jiraiya doesn't want to have the pain of losing another student, when his last student -- the one he loved like a father -- was Yondaime. I really really REALLY don't want to find out that Jiraiya's interest in Naruto stems from the fact that Naruto resembles (or is the son of) Yondaime. Because if that's true, Jiraiya is trying to "recapture his past" in a way that's different from what Orochimaru and Tsunade do, but just as harmful.

Naruto would feel even LESS of himself if he found out something like that; I mean, really, if people see him as Kyuubi, or they see him as Yondaime's son, then where is the chance for him to be Naruto? He'd be getting hits from both sides.