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Naruto: Hey Kabuto, if I kick your ass across the parking lot, will you do your best impression of a quadruple amputee for me?
Kabuto: Well, okay, but then you have to die so I can make Orochimaru give me a raise.
Naruto: Happy to oblige.
Kyuubi: ARRRRGH...IT'S THE END...IT'S ALL GOING DARK...FAREWELL, SWEET WORLD...SURE WAS NICE KNOWING YOU....hey, whoa, hello hot mama. Kyuubi likes 'em busty. I guess I'll stay.
Tsunade: You didn't die this time, Naruto, so just to make sure the next one takes, I'll tie this Necklace O' Doom around your neck.

Gamabunta: Hey, class reunion. How ya doin' venom breath?
Manda: Two words: Frog Jerky.
Gamabunta: But just think how much I could make off of a snake-skin wallet.

on 2005-05-04 05:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Indeed. Don't trouble me, or I can make teh almighty pr0n withdraw its favor from you.

BWAHAHAHA!

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