Naruto 137
Jun. 3rd, 2005 12:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Still better than the Tea Country arc. Thus far, the Special Guest Star is oodles less annoying than Idate, not that's remotely difficult.
Compare and contrast.
Tea Country arc:
Idate's beloved, trusted boss: Hey Idate, I hired these people to protect you from the people trying to murder you. I know this kid, too, he's all right.
Team 7: ::saves Idate from certain death::
Idate: AUUUUUGH! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL MEEEEE! ::ditches them::
Rice Country arc:
Sakura: Even though we randomly snatched you away from your pursuers without a word, I promise we're here to help you. Now strip.
Sasame: ::tells them her deeply personal troubles and shares valuable information::
Naruto: Grrr! Don't worry, we'll save your cousin, despite having no motivation to do so besides being decent, friendly people!
Sasame: Thank you!
See? This arc also has important character development. For instance:
Jiraiya: I like women.
Naruto: So do I.
Sakura: Apparently, so do I.
Naruto: Hey Sakura, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I know Sexy no Jutsu, and Sasuke doesn't.
Sakura: Okay, but let's wait until after the timeskip, when we're all hot and badass and I have fuck me boots.
It's possible I made some of that up.
Compare and contrast.
Tea Country arc:
Idate's beloved, trusted boss: Hey Idate, I hired these people to protect you from the people trying to murder you. I know this kid, too, he's all right.
Team 7: ::saves Idate from certain death::
Idate: AUUUUUGH! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL MEEEEE! ::ditches them::
Rice Country arc:
Sakura: Even though we randomly snatched you away from your pursuers without a word, I promise we're here to help you. Now strip.
Sasame: ::tells them her deeply personal troubles and shares valuable information::
Naruto: Grrr! Don't worry, we'll save your cousin, despite having no motivation to do so besides being decent, friendly people!
Sasame: Thank you!
See? This arc also has important character development. For instance:
Jiraiya: I like women.
Naruto: So do I.
Sakura: Apparently, so do I.
Naruto: Hey Sakura, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I know Sexy no Jutsu, and Sasuke doesn't.
Sakura: Okay, but let's wait until after the timeskip, when we're all hot and badass and I have fuck me boots.
It's possible I made some of that up.
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on 2005-06-12 06:50 am (UTC)It'll have the three of the shacking up in a tiny ass apartment. :D