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Well, that was absolutely in no way a surprise.

And it probably still wouldn't have been a surprise if I hadn't been spoiled out the wazoo for it. Sasuke, you pissy little drama whore, you.


Sakura: Naruto, let's go for a walk--in fact, let's make it a date. A date in which I constantly ignore you and only want to talk about the guy I'm in love with. Who is not you, in case you weren't sure.
Audience: Gee, I've had that date.

Naruto 106

May. 5th, 2005 12:52 pm
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Sakura: Oh man, I did something clever and cool and saved Sasuke's life, and he wasn't awake to see it.
Audience: Now you know how Naruto feels.

Sakura: Does it hurt, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Please, please stop trampling all over the shattered remnants of my pride.
Naruto: ::is happy and cute and sunny and completely oblivious::
Sasuke: I bet I could kill him in his sleep.
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Aoi: Idate...I am your mentor. Ex-mentor.
Idate: Uh, yeah. So?
Aoi: Oh, nothing. It's just this lightsaber makes me think of Star Wars. Look, it's a taser, too! ZAP.
Audience: Good.

Sasuke: Naruto, take a break. We'll handle this.
Naruto: Pft, stop trying to act cool.
Sasuke: Look, if I don't do SOMETHING useful soon, my ego is going to require CPR.

Sakura: I will protect you, Idate!
Aoi: It's just you and him left. Heh. Go to heaven together, then.
Sakura: Well, he's cute and everything, but I'm actually saving myself for Sasuke.

Naruto 104

May. 4th, 2005 11:21 pm
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There are no words to describe how fucking brilliant that waterspout was--or Naruto then grabbing Sakura and running across the water.

And ohhhhhh, Sasuke's face. XD


Will someone please explain to me why people persist in telling Naruto, in blatant contradiction of reality, that he has no talent as a ninja? Because...dude.
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Naruto: Hey Kabuto, if I kick your ass across the parking lot, will you do your best impression of a quadruple amputee for me?
Kabuto: Well, okay, but then you have to die so I can make Orochimaru give me a raise.
Naruto: Happy to oblige.
Kyuubi: ARRRRGH...IT'S THE END...IT'S ALL GOING DARK...FAREWELL, SWEET WORLD...SURE WAS NICE KNOWING YOU....hey, whoa, hello hot mama. Kyuubi likes 'em busty. I guess I'll stay.
Tsunade: You didn't die this time, Naruto, so just to make sure the next one takes, I'll tie this Necklace O' Doom around your neck.

Gamabunta: Hey, class reunion. How ya doin' venom breath?
Manda: Two words: Frog Jerky.
Gamabunta: But just think how much I could make off of a snake-skin wallet.
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Tsunade: GRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: I never hit a lady, but I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.
Tsunade: Wanna take it outside, little boy?
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tsunade: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr.......
Tsunade: You lose!

~edit~ Hah hah, I suck. I'm rewriting this so it's actually funny. I shouldn't try to write jokes when I'm tired.

Naruto: I can master the Rasengan in three days!
Tsunade: Wanna bet?!
Naruto: Okay.
Tsunade: If I win, you have to give me all your money.
Naruto: And if I win?
Tsunade: I'll give you this necklace that'll kill you.

Naruto 83

May. 1st, 2005 08:53 pm
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Re: Jiraiya's introduction for himself. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

Jiraiya: SANNIN yadda yadda yadda EAST WIND yadda yadda SUMMONER OF FROGS yadda yadda THE GREAT JIRAIYA surely you've heard of me.
Naruto: ...ehhhhh. ::wanders off::

My Jiraiya love is stronger than ever.

My Sakura love is not so strong.

Sakura: Sasuke, thanks for saving my life!
Sasuke: ...actually, Naruto saved you. just you, though. totally not me. I could have headbutted Gaara if I really wanted to. I'm sure I would have thought of it. it's not like this is killing my self-esteem or anything.
Sakura: Don't be so modest, Sasuke! I know it was you because Naruto sucks far too much to ever do anything that heroic.
Audience: ...bitch.

Am mightily amused by how much Sasuke is angsting, though. ::pets:: Poor Sasuke was tricked into thinking he was the main character, and then not only does Naruto hands-down beat the guy who kicked Sasuke's ass, but Itachi comes back, and all he wants is Naruto. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Naruto: Kancho!
Gaara: Pft.
Naruto: Kancho go boom.
Gaara: Ow!
Gaara: Squash you! ::becomes a GIANT RACOON::
Naruto: FROG. Hahahahaha.
Gamabunta: Eh...I ain't fighting him.
Naruto: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Gamabunta: Fine. But let's have a drink first!
Naruto: I'm underage.
Gamabunta: Deep in December / It's nice to dismember / A giant racoon / With a banana bunch where his tail should be.
SHUKAKU and GAMABUNTA have a SPITTING CONTEST.

Oh, and then the giant nine-tailed fox shows up.

Oh boy.

Naruto 77

Apr. 30th, 2005 10:58 pm
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...wow.

Oh, Naruto. ::cries::

Naruto 76

Apr. 30th, 2005 08:13 pm
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I can't do a QES for this episode, because I'm too busy being teary on flashback Gaara's behalf. boy that is some high quality refined angst, that is

Yes, the dead guy....BAD dead guy. Shame on you. No O-bon offerings for you.


Further evidence that Naruto is smarter than he acts most of the time--he takes one good look at Clayface-Gaara and says, "Everybody, we're going to run!" See, his judgment is totally improving. Too bad it didn't work. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Orochimaru: Hurry up and die! Didn't I stab you through the chest in episode 73?
Sarutobi: Not until I yank your soul out of your chest! This technique will put both our souls in the belly of the death god--forever entwined in hatred!
Orochimaru: Dude, I'm a necromancer, not a necrophiliac.
Sarutobi: Excuse me, who shoved a giant glowing phallus through whose chest?

Gaara: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is what happens you when you give me play-doh.
Temari: Art therapy, my ass.
Gaara: FLASHBACK ANGST.
Sasuke: Mine's bigger than yours!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: Is not!
Sasuke: Is too!
Gaara: EAT YOUR HEAD!
Naruto: KICK YOUR ASS.

You know, when he wore his old blue-and-white outfit, I thought Sasuke looked like a giant pepsi can. Now that he's got that snazzy black thing, he looks more like a giant goth pepsi can.
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ANBU: Uhhh...what happened to Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: It's me, dumbass. Just young, beautiful, feminine, and once again played by a female seiyuu.
Sarutobi: Orochimaru, you used the forbidden technique! ...you stole Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu, didn't you?
Orochimaru: A lady doesn't give away her secrets.

Orochimaru: Now I keel you all.
Sarutobi: Initiate Haunted House Sequence!
Orochimaru: Oh, eek, eek.
Monkey King: I believe that's my line.
Sarutobi: Cue Home Video Montage!
Audience: AWWWWWWWW! Look, little Sarutobi! And little Jiraiya! And little Yondaime! And little Kakashi! And little Iruka! And baby Naruto! And grown up Yondaime. HOT. You know, even if Orochimaru doesn't kill him in the next episode, Sarutobi's probably going to drop dead of old age by the end of the season.

In the mean time, Sasuke is dancing like a monkey, Temari is getting her ass kicked, and Sakura comes to the horrible realization that she smells like a dog.
cerusee: a white redheaded girl in a classroom sitting by the window chewing on a pencil and looking bored (Default)
Gaara: I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF HAVING SEVERE MOTHER ISSUES. Fear my tentacles.
Audience: Ewww! Ewww! Eww eww eww!
Sasuke: I have super-powers! Just call me The Flash. I totally stole these moves from Lee, but he doesn't need them any more.
Sad Rock Lee: Woe.
Sakura: Wow!
Naruto: Whoa!
Sakura: I know!
Naruto: No, I meant "whoa," like, "stop."
Kakashi: Silly Naruto. If only you realized just how awesome Sasuke is, now that I've secretly trained him, you wouldn't fear for his life when he fights with an overpowered sadistic killer who swore to kill us all, particularly you.
Naruto: ...fuck you. I CAN MAKE A FROG THE SIZE OF TEXAS.

And then the giant snakes appear. I'm thinking the giant frog would be a good idea, right about now.
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Neji starts to become more likable immediately after he gets his ass kicked. Temari and Shikamaru continue to be awesome. Ceru ravishes narutofan.com's bandwidth like there's no tomorrow. Gaara kills more people just for fun, and Sasuke turns out not only to be a pissy little bitch, but a total drama whore, besides.

SPECIAL HIGHLIGHT: Naruto pushing Shikamaru out of the booth into the arena. There's a moment I'd like to see immortalized in AMVs. XD
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This sequence can be summed up entirely in one word: "Yay!"

But I won't.

ExpandNaruto 61-62 Quick Episode Summary )
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WHOA BIG FROG.

By the way, am I the only one who wonders why Chouji is wearing panties on his head?
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AKA, Naruto's Amusing Quest for a Sensei, periodically interspersed with dark, bloody plottings by the rest of the cast.

In retrospect, the weird thing is that bouncing back and forth between the angst and the nekkid comedy didn't jar me.

1) LEE! ;_; Sakura/Lee OTP, thank you.

2) Sasuke's seiyuu returns from his what, fifteen-episode vacation? He should be all rested up now.

3) Naruto kicks so much ass. And his tadpole has LEGS, now!

4) Much love to the 3rd opening and ending credits, too. The 2nd ones were okay, but these are better.
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Rock Lee's fight with Gaara might be the best so far. Rock Lee's fighting style is eye-candy--incredibly fast and agile and athletic. Too bad he was paired against a guy whose fighting technique mostly consists of standing there looking menacing, punctuated by interludes of brutal killings.

Also too bad I'm missing episode 49. ;_; ::emo tearz::

ExpandMild spoilers. )
cerusee: a white redheaded girl in a classroom sitting by the window chewing on a pencil and looking bored (Default)
Naruto: I'm marginally more talented than I was forty episodes ago! Eat it!
Everyone else: OH EM GEE WOWEE GASP SO COOL.
Kakashi: ::leans against the wall and is cool::
Akamaru: ::is rilly rilly cute::
Naruto: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You ain't never gonna keep me down. 'Til I go down, 'til I go down, I'm gonna stand my ground, 'til I go down. I won't back down, no I won't back down, you can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I won't back down.
Kiba: Fortunately, the Ninja High Command encourages the use of steroids as well as canine-assisted cheating during exams.
Naruto: ::gets knocked down and gets back up again::
Naruto: ::gets knocked down and gets back up again::
Naruto: ::gets knocked down and gets back up again::
Naruto: ::gets knocked down::
Audience: Oh well, fight's over.
Naruto: ::gets up again::
Audience: WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND?


~edit~

~edit edit~ Doh. Got the episode number wrong.

Naruto 45

Basically, this was just like 44, but with more bleeding, and the puppy gets beaten up. ;_;

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